dear unnamed college,

please accept more males into the veterinary technician program. the bitches are going to drive me insane and a few more guys thrown into the mix would probably shut them up a bit. i don't care if they are gay or straight, as long as they do not have a vagina.

i'm studying so you're studying

pots and pots of tea.. but not so much that you need to pee all the time.. (only every 30 mins :)and not caffeinated after 6pm because you need your sleep. peppermint is great as it stimulates the memory and calms those tummy jitters. yes I just said tummy.

highlighters and multicolored page darts and pens and pencils and cue cards and whatever superfluous stationary supplies you feel you need to feel adequately armed to attack dense material such as the veterinary hematological exam.

ambient music without words, or music with words that you do not already know the words too, and especially not music from a band containing (a) member(s) you have slept with.\

rules like no internets, phone, and other distractions for the 25 to 30 minute blitzes you will be studying.

5 min breaks with snacks, more tea, peeing and such... you will be suprised how much you will crave returning to your material!!!

repeat this often. write as you study..do not just read.. keep a positive attitude..
use a scented oil while you study adn also while you write the test to bring back the memories.. or chew the same flaour of gum to bring you back to the mindset of your studying:)

sunshine!

Zen and the Art of too many bitches

Being in a program with 150 other chicks is infuriating on a daily basis for so many different reasons. The passive-aggressive, nonchalant alpha female, panties in a wad, I know everything and I am not getting my way wah wah wahing has to stop or I am going to go insane.

There is a reason I went into the veterinary field and it's not my love of people.

Yoga is the only thing keeping me from flipping out on these twats.

Ohm muthafucker Ohm